JessenR

Clock

That clock keeps ticking no matter what i do.

its just driving me crazy as hell! so i smashed it with some justin bieber poster and it STILL TICKIN!
i said to myself “fuck this im outta here” and then i went out. i bought some pizzas and strawberry sundae and ate em all. after that, the clock transformed into justin bieber. and then a skeleton popped out. the end.

PS: i am NOT a fan of justin bieber. im a normal human being.


This is a quote

– Captain Obvious

REALLY SCARY STORY!

OKAY SO ONE TIME I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM. AND THEN I BRUSH MY TEETH AND TAKE A BATH AND AFTER THAT I ATE SOME EGGS N STUFFS AND I WENT OUTSIDE. AFTER THAT I GO BACK TO MY HOUSE AND WHEN I OPEN THE FRONT DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT. FIN


Aim towards the Enemy.

Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

EXTREMELY (un)IMPORTANT

oceansbetweenus:

livinginahammock:

oceansbetweenus:

livinginahammock:

˙pɐǝʇsuı uɹod ǝɯos pɐoןuʍop puɐ ǝɹǝɥ ɐʇʇno ןןǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇǝb oʇ noʎ buıɔɹoɟ ʇou ɯı ‘pɐǝɥɐ ob uǝɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ sʇuɐʍ ןןıʇs noʎ ɟı ןןǝʍ ˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pıdnʇs sıɥʇ buıpɐǝɹ ʎq ǝɯıʇ snoıɔǝɹd ʎɹǝʌ ɹnoʎ buıʇsɐʍ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ

cen, what are you talking about?!!!!

its c00L XD read it while handstand

u tried to kill me?! -___- 

umm, no

Via Over forbidden lines

EXTREMELY (un)IMPORTANT

oceansbetweenus:

livinginahammock:

˙pɐǝʇsuı uɹod ǝɯos pɐoןuʍop puɐ ǝɹǝɥ ɐʇʇno ןןǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇǝb oʇ noʎ buıɔɹoɟ ʇou ɯı ‘pɐǝɥɐ ob uǝɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ sʇuɐʍ ןןıʇs noʎ ɟı ןןǝʍ ˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pıdnʇs sıɥʇ buıpɐǝɹ ʎq ǝɯıʇ snoıɔǝɹd ʎɹǝʌ ɹnoʎ buıʇsɐʍ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ

cen, what are you talking about?!!!!

its c00L XD read it while handstand

Via Over forbidden lines

EXTREMELY (un)IMPORTANT

˙pɐǝʇsuı uɹod ǝɯos pɐoןuʍop puɐ ǝɹǝɥ ɐʇʇno ןןǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇǝb oʇ noʎ buıɔɹoɟ ʇou ɯı ‘pɐǝɥɐ ob uǝɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ sʇuɐʍ ןןıʇs noʎ ɟı ןןǝʍ ˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pıdnʇs sıɥʇ buıpɐǝɹ ʎq ǝɯıʇ snoıɔǝɹd ʎɹǝʌ ɹnoʎ buıʇsɐʍ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ



the TroLOLololo guy.

Russia is such a beautiful language




CHATROULETTE PRANK EXTRAVAGANZA

This cracks me up big time



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